We skipped right over February 29 so I guess I can’t ask a boy out this year.
Some say DNA evolves in a lifetime.
Others claim it hasn’t changed much since cavemen stalked woolly mammoths and dragged them home for dinner. They were the hunters of the legendary hunters and gatherers.
There was the farming village where they didn’t eat woolly mammoths because they were vegetarians: The gatherers.
And the village where boys sat around all day by the campfire talking among themselves. Sadie Hawkins Day probably had its advantages there.
Perhaps the next village over was the better choice; walk into a bar, order whisky, make friends, then off to the party village. Those villagers didn’t much care for vegetables. They did enjoy herbs from their fertile valley, and cookies of cocoa, nuts and honey from their rolling hills.