You’ve been good to me most years, except the ones when I was bad. Those were the years.
Anyhoo Santa, I’ve been pretty, mostly good.
This year please bring a very large home. It should have lots of hallways leading off in different directions. And sound proof bedrooms far away from one another. Also plumbing, lots of it. Rooms overflowing with devices hooked up to pipes.
This very large home should have fireplaces. And an oil stove in the kitchen. Yes, there I said it, oil.
I would like it to be on the water so I could hear waves at night. Qualicum Beach would be nice.