My favourite mirror is at work. To save the environment my employer reduced the lights. There were other modifications too, many. Remove that comma – too many.
Low flush toilets … don’t get me started.
But back to me. This special mirror, which used to be just like every other mirror, is now not so bright; downright shady. I like it.
Without my glasses I can hardly see myself. And what I do see, wow, I look incredible. Never better. I make a point of using that washroom.
One day not long ago I ordered a travel mirror: the Lumi, in Rose Gold. The Lumi has a magnification x 10, or if I was a scientist, m x 10.
What does m x 10 = ? It equals Holy S __ __ __ !
I have a MOUSTACHE ? !
“Hello, Evelyn? When can you see me? No, no. It isn’t growing back. Now I have a bigger problem. When can I come in? Fantastic! See you soon.”
I need a facial.
What was that plastic surgeon’s name Cathy told me about?
I wonder how long it will take to get in for lasers.
“Hello, is this the Facial Rejuvination Centre? Ok, good. I need an appointment. That’s too long. Put me on your wait list. I need fillers. Fast.”
Lovely locks, Lovelylocks, oh, there it is. Email, email address : LoveYourLocks@… “Dear Reception, please book me in for a touch up. What is available? Can I come tomorrow? I could make later today. Are you open late? Please get back as soon as you read this.”
Where’s the Grey Goose …